We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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