you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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