Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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