1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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