we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize