Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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