They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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