So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So much rum. So many feels.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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