seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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