I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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