You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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