There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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