You really coming over, don't trick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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