Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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