dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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