talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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