I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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