Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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