How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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