great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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