I must be too annoying 4 u.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Holy shit dude........stairs
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