After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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