My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
