apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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