So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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