like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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