Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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