i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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