I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize