at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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