Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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