You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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