So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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