problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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