what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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