well you can't waste a boner
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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