omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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