I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
