Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
