i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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