Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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