He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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