would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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