Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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