She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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