so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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