so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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