seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I will pee on everything he values.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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