the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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