her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
