i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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