So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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