He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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