Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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