Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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