just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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