Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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